#Lotus 47

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Lotus Europa 47D/62 R of Andrew Webber at the S&HMC Mallory Park Sprint in June, a round of the British Sprint Championship. Report on the event in the latest issue of Classic and Competition Car magazine. Free to read at www.classcompcar.com

[carmensanders]

Lotus 47

[sannyo-appreciation-posts]

Reason to read Lotus Eaters

[brokehorrorfan]

V/H/S/99 will be released on Blu-ray and DVD on May 23 via RLJE Films. The 2022 fifth installment in the found footage horror franchise is streaming exclusively on Shudder.

It features five segments from directors Johannes Roberts (47 Meters Down), Vanessa & Joseph Winter (Deadstream), Maggie Levin (Into the Dark: My Valentine), Tyler MacIntyre (Tragedy Girls), and Flying Lotus (Kuso).

Special features are listed below, along with the trailer.

Special features:

Audio commentary by filmmakers

New York Comic Con panel

Deleted scenes

Bloopers

“The Gawkers" camera test and the making of Medusa

"To Hell and Back" storyboards and location scouting

"Shredding" Bitchcat music video

Witness a hellish vision of 1999, as social isolation, analog technology and disturbing home videos fuse into a nightmare of found footage savagery.

Pre-order V/H/S/99.

[sennamybeloved]

khotun has become my go-to source of comfort whenever i’m having a terrible mental health night and idk how to feel about that

[meliciousmel13]

: ̗̀➛ lotus eater

did you figure it out?? : ̗̀➛ who's the mystery now?

based on this song by FINNEAS, since the new album came out and i love it!!

warnings: fluff, smut, eating out (r receiving).

wc: 2,534 - kinda long but let me cook

SYNOPSIS: you hate her. don't you? it's just a coincidence isn't it?? madison was being nice for some reason.

taglist: @guysimgay164, @madisonbeerssecretwife @bandanamatt

an: :)) for the people who voted for madison smut in my poll since i think you guys are a little deprived. if your looking forward to the billie one it's in the makes! this was in my drafts since before the poll.

you and madison were enemy’s. everyone knew. nobody wanted to get involved and nobody wanted to touch you. why? because the last boy you had the fortune to talk to (who was nice), went missing. or, was avoiding you for a reason you didn’t know.

you knew nothing about her. all you knew was that she was a kind and sweet girl. you saw her interviews. you didn’t want to. but the fact that her music was kind of good and she was kind of pretty. led you to watching one of her interviews. you didn’t want to admit it but she was kind of funny.

you were at an award show now and you found your seat just to be greeted with the woman you wanted to avoid. you were wondering if they sat you in the same table because they didn’t know? maybe they forgot?

you sat down, vexed. she glanced at you and continued talking with someone you didn’t know. you wanted to ask to change seats but you knew that the people who were actually in charge of the seating chart wanted you guys to either fight, or pretend to like each other.

you wanted to do none. you didn’t want to pretend. you didn’t even want to talk to the brunette. knowing that if you did, her snarky attitude would somehow come across as nice to some 47 year old asshole sitting behind a screen.

you cross your arms and lay back on the soft seat, looking around the venue until she spoke, “what are you doing here?” she asked, condescendingly, turning to you while her friend went off.

“this is my seat.” you answer. you didn’t want to talk to her. you thought if you paid her no mind then she wouldn’t talk to you. but no. she always had too much to say. couldn’t keep her mouth shut.

“oh.. are you sure? did you double check?” she asked, again. you double checked. triple checked, quadruple checked. of course you did. why the hell would you wanna sit next to her?

“yes, i checked.” you scoffed.

“you don’t have to be so negative. this is good right?” you wanted to punch her.

no. it’s not good. ���i guess.” you muttered, going back on yourself and actually talking to her.

the award show went great. besides the soft murmurs of an angry night. madison was commentating everything, saying the obvious and talking to you the whole night. you wanted to go home. get rid of her obnoxiously sweet voice in your ear and maybe eat a tub of ice cream.

but you didn’t get to enjoy the luxury which was your own bed because you had to go to the after party. your manager had everything ready. the short dress and—you were so tired. not physically. but because of the fact that someone was talking your ears off.

madison decided to stay in the same car as you. you didn’t even get to stare outside the window with some much needed alone time. she took your headphones off and wanted you to really listen to whatever she was saying.

you tilt your head back on the soft cushion of the chair and took deep breaths. the more she spoke the more your headache grew.

you open the door to the outside frantically, almost begging to feel the cold air on your skin. you did. but the flashing lights that invited you weren’t welcoming. home home home.

she took your hand and you wanted to pull away. the sight of cameras stopped you. but also because her hands were soft. if they belonged to another you would’ve been thrilled.

you walk through the large doors of the establishment and you finally pulled away as the security guards prevented photographers from entering and everyone else.

“why the fuck did you do that?” you asked angrily.

“what did i do?” she asked. and your frustration was through the roof. the squinting was making your headache worse and the bright lights too.

you groaned, loudly, she was so frustrating that if you spoke another word you might actually explode. she giggled. she fucking giggled. you were mad and she was laughing.

“are you seriously laughing?” you questioned, and she shook her head.

“s’ nothing,” she rolled her eyes,“we should head in now we might be late.” she said.

“who the hell is we?—” she took your wrist and dragged you inside.

you’ve never regretted your life choices more. this was way worse then the award show. here they had flashing bright colors and loud charlie xcx songs blasting through the speakers. madison pulled you to the drinks bar and you’ve grown tired of her dragging you around. but you continue to let her.

“uh, two cherry colas—” she said and you looked at her with a bewildered expression. a nonalcoholic drink. a nonalcoholic drink.

“no.” you interrupted.

“but—”

“no.” you crossed your arms, “i’ll have a Sex on the Beach. she can have a cherry coke.” you said to bartender and he nodded, getting ready to make your drinks.

“for the contrary, cherry colas are really good,” she said, and you nodded, rubbing your temples., “headache?” she asked. you nodded. “why would you drink alcohol then.” she rolled her eyes again and called the bartender. telling him to cancel your drink and opting to getting you water.

“here.” she breathed out, helping you sip out the glass cup until it was empty.

“why’re you being so nice to me?”

her expression changed. mouth slightly agape and it made you even more curious. the once cruel woman was suddenly helping you with your ever growing headache that she started. her eyes dart across the room to look at anything but you. avoiding your question.

she mumbled something you couldn’t hear, so you bring your face closer to hear her better but she groaned, “you always fucking do that—” she grabbed your wrist till her knuckles were white and led you to a janitors closet near the exit of the party.

“do what?—” you were cut off by her kissing you.

oh

oh, that’s what she meant. she tilted her head to kiss you better and you didn’t know what to do. you were confused. not knowing where to put your hands so you place them on her shoulders. her lips were soft. and she smelt like angles and fairy dust.

you wanted to let out a word, you wanted to push her away you wanted and wanted but you never did anything. you let her kiss down your neck and up your jaw you let her. she griped your hips tightly and traced the hem of your dress.

“madison—” you pull her head away from your neck by softly tugging her hair, and she groaned. as if being separated from you was equivalent to having her lollipop taken from her hands. was she crying? because you swore you saw tears in her eyes when you pulled her away.

her lip gloss was smudged on your neck and her mascara was ruined, some of it probably on your neck too, she was undoubtedly messy. “what?” she asked.

“talk to me.”

“are you stupid?” she said, and you flinched, “do you still not know why i pulled you in here? i mean— I’ve never seen someone as stupid as you.” you stayed silent, she pulled her hands away from your hips and you almost missed them. she sighed and paced around the small room.

“i like you.” then everything made sense. like the flood of questions in your mind were answered with three words. the reason no one approached you was because everyone knew she liked you? is that why you were sat next to each other? the reason the boy stopped talking to you was because she told him off?

“do you know how obvious i made it for you? like— i might as well be screaming i love you at this point—” she wanted you. she really really wanted you.

you initiated the kiss this time. you didn’t have to say it back she knew. you wanted her too.

the kiss quickly grew heated, the loud sighs and whimpers—mostly from you, because you couldn’t keep your mouth shut, “madison.” you breathe out, knees going weak and without the support of her hands under your thighs you would’ve collapsed on the dirty floor.

“yeah?” her eyes darkened, the filthy noises—just saying her name that way was driving her insane.

“do something.” you said. the uncomfortable wetness in your underwear was growing the longer she looked at you that way, like she wanted to devour you whole.

she parted your legs and put her knee between them, removing her hands from your thighs and actually letting you sit on it. you quickly regained your composure and actually used your legs to stand.

“can i take this off?” she toyed with the hem of your dress. you didn’t know why she was asking.

“yes.” you answered, and she pulled the dress up above your hips—now crumpled on you waist. she looked at your underwear then your eyes, asking for conformation. you nod. and she pulled the black lacy underwear to the side.

you wore it for yourself, no one in peculiar but you don’t regret it because she griped the underwear so tightly you were scared it was going to rip. you tried helping her pull it down your legs but she refused. you looked too pretty. depending on her knee to stay up and mouth agape. so. fuckin’. pretty.

“ma—” you yelped when she removed her knee, quickly holding you up—she didn’t want her pretty girl to fall now. her pretty girl. you were hers.

she brushed her thumb on your clit and you bite your lip, one of her hands were on your hips holding you up and the other was dragging up and down on your heat, “you’re so wet.” she mumbled into your neck while sucking hickies onto it. your cheeks flush and your skin was sweaty because you were nervous but also because it was hot in here. you were wet. and she didn’t even do anything yet.

“tell me your mine.” she pulled away from your neck and rubbed harshly on your clit. you grip her shoulders tightly.

“m’ yours.” you whine when she legs go of her hand on your hips, you almost fall, but grab a hold of her leather jacket in time. desperately trying to wrap your legs around her waist but she doesn’t even help you, she just holds your chin and tilts it upwards.

“i can’t hear you.” her thumb on your clit slows down and you groan, the long acrylic nails were scratching on your jaw.

“i’m yours!” you half-scream, surprised no one barged in the room yet.

madison smiled, “that’s right baby.” she rasped out, and you had to hold back a moan at the name, “why’re you holding back?”

“because someone might come in.” you sigh and she bites her lower lip.

“you shouldn’t care about them, kay?” she sank to her knees, and you almost came, because she looked so good looking up at you, “can’ moan all you want baby.” oh god. she lifted your thigh on her shoulder and you arch your back.

she hummed while running her tongue up your pussy, her knees probably dying. she held your whole body up and you were curious how strong she actually was.

you moan, and she looked up at you, so focused on your taste she forgot to focus on you. “look at me.” she kissed and nipped at your thighs. you do, for a while but you gasp and cover your face once she brings your clit to her lips, “look at me, please.” she half begged.

you let out a small ‘mhph’ and pull your hand from your face, nothing was covering the pornographic look on your face now. you were panting, brows furrowed and a small drop of sweat rolling down your face. you tilted your head to see her better.

“fuck.” she moaned. you run your hands through her hair, gripping once she sucked harshly on your clit—ruining the hair that probably took over 4 people to do, she let you. and you’ve never had that much power before. you could ruin her if you wanted. and she would let you. because she loved you.

she desperately wanted to plunge her fingers deep inside you but her annoyingly long nails restricted her from doing so. they were cute and all, but her knees were killing her. she ignored the pain though, she’d do anything for you.

madison couldn’t breathe. all she could feel, smell and taste was you. she didn’t care though, if she could die between your thighs then she’d die happy. her cheeks were squeezed between them and you’ve never seen something so beautiful.

she tapped your thigh lightly and you part your legs, not wanting to to cut off her breathing. you whimper and buck your hips to her mouth when she entered her tongue in you. she held your hips and you scratched at her scalp.

“m’ gonna cum.” you whimper, your entire upper body was a mess. hickies on the side of your neck and collar bones, some ever scattered above your breasts. even your lip stick was stained and out of place.

“yeah? gonna cum f’ me?” she asked, digging crescent moons into your thighs from how she was gripping it. she raspy voice sent vibrations up your pussy, and you pushed her face even closer, she didn’t stop you though, she enjoyed it.

madison pushed down your lower stomach and dug her tongue even deeper, “oh— fuck, madison.” you moan, feeling madison hum, and that pushed you over the edge. squirting all over her face. she licked up every drop. feeling over simulated, you push her away from her head, “can’t.” you breathe out.

“good?” she said, you nodded and madison stood up stumbling, “are your knees okay?” you asked, concerned.

“yeah i’m fine,” she fixed her hair, smoothing it back and fixing her clothes, “come here.” she took your hips and pulled you closer, helping put your panties back in place and your dress down your thighs.

“thank you.” you mumble, while she wiped the smudged lipstick across your mouth and the lip gloss from your neck, “madison.” you laugh, seeing her lower face completely covered in arousal.

“what?” she asked innocently, like she didn’t just give you the best orgasm of your life.

“your face.”

“what about it?” she licked her lips. messy eater.

after you both cleaned up, you came out of the janitors closet, getting weird looks from most people but you drag her outside and tell your driver to take you home. this time, with her.

“so,” she dug her hands into her jacket pockets, “what are we now?” she asked, hopeful.

you hum, pretending to think about it, madison groans, and you laugh, “i’m kidding! your my girlfriend right?” you ask, hopeful.

“yeah, your my girlfriend.”

[shanastoryteller]

happy halloween! i would love some more Lady Mo :D

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Now that both Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng are frozen in place and staring at him like idiots, Wei Wuxian takes a step back levels a stern look at them, hoping that neither of them can tell that he'd been crying. "If you're quite done? I should send both of you to bed without supper. What were you thinking?"

Jiang Cheng says nothing, instead just staring at her in a way that's honestly a little unnerving.

He rounds onto Lan Xichen to get away from it, "And you! Just standing by and watching! What are all of you thinking? We're in the middle of an inter-clan nighthunt and banquet! Not even the middle! It's just begun and you're causing trouble."

He's scolding someone for getting into a fight at an inoportune time. Something has gone terribly wrong.

Oh, right. He's pregnant with Lan Zhan's baby. He's pregnant with a baby that Lan Zhan doesn't want. Everything is terrible and wrong.

No, he can't think like that. It's not fair to Lan Zhan.

"Come back with me to Lotus Pier," Jiang Cheng says abruptly, still with that strange look on his face. "I told you to believe in Lan Wangji and he's made a liar out of me." Both Lan brothers look startled at that. Jin Guangyao even raises an eyebrow. "The Jiang will take care of you. Have the child, don't, it doesn't matter. I said you'd be safe and you will be."

Oh, Jiang Cheng.

His heart seizes. His honorable, idiotic little brother. He wishes he could go over there and ruffle his hair and kiss his cheeks. "It's alright, Jiang Cheng. It's - it's not a problem. If Wangji does not want the child, we will not have the child. It's fine."

He feels like he's going to throw up and he hasn't even eaten anything.

"What?"

He turns, confused, to Lan Zhan who's looking at him in confusion and horror.

Wei Wuxian's eyebrows dip together and he echoes, "What?"

[ryo-maybe]

Sometimes, when I'm agonizing over coming up with a name - one of my 47 Secret Writing Weaknesses - because I worry about making sure it'll be thematic, fit in with the setting or even just sound good enough, I remember Amagi Brilliant Park

and I feel such vicarious liberation knowing there are authors out there living their best life like this, I am immediately reborn out of a lotus flower

[mxtxfanatic]

honestly i'd argue wwx's perspective makes more excuses for jc than he deserves lmao

It’s actually one of the funniest non-comedic things about mdzs: Wei Wuxian shows a crumb of sympathy for an antagonist, consideration to their reputation, or an unwillingness to rehash their cruelty towards him, and the narration comes in swiftly behind him with a ruler smacking against its palm, staring down the audience and going “Wei Wuxian may not say it, and he may not even know it, but you know, reader, so don’t you dare go soft on this villain, now.”

Some memorable places for me where this happens:

Wei Wuxian saying that he can’t remember why he climbed the tree as a child in Chapt. 87, meanwhile the audience has already been shown in Chapt. 86 that Wei Wuxian ran up the tree because Jiang Cheng threatened him with dogs.

Wei Wuxian in Chapt. 54 saying in the xuanwu of slaughter cave that “he got hurt a lot” with no context, just for us to get the flashbacks showing that Madam Yu targeted him for punishment due to petty jealousy and Wei Wuxian saying in Chapt. 87 post-resurrection that Madam Yu liked to punish him for any and every matter and the Lotus Pod Seeds extra showing us that Madam Yu would whip Wei Wuxian to vent her unrelated anger and even other residents would target him first with violence over the other shidi.

Wei Wuxian in Chapt. 86 questioning the truth and convenience of Bicao deciding to speak out against Jin Guangyao and Sisi suddenly regaining her freedom only after Jin Guangyao was exposed for having orchestrated the ambush at the second siege, except the we already know these “unproven claims and rumors” are true because the narration already exposed all of the incest claims in Chapt. 47, and Sisi’s claims are verified by Jin Guangyao, himself in Guanyin Temple.

Wei Wuxian knows what it’s like to be unfairly slandered without anyone to defend him simply because his detractors are the most popular people on the room, so he definitely tries to be the voice of reason to avoid falling into mob mentality. At the same time, he is not one to dwell in the wrongs others have done to him, so he is the last person to rehash his traumatic childhood over and over to anybody who even glances in his direction. That shit happened almost 20 years ago, his abusive guardian is dead, and her abusive son is out of his life. No need to keep reliving it just for some sympathy.

[brightymir]

3:47 𝐀.𝐌. || 𝐧. 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨

》 genre: fluff, comfort

》 kento nanami x gn!reader

》 a/n: i have been away for two months and i apologize for that. my school year has just finished so here's a little something before my birthday. i hope i can be able to update lots during the summer. thank you to those who continuously wait on my updates. keep safe and healthy always!

the entire room was silent and tranquil, save for the occassional buzz from the air condition and your soft snores. the moon was high in the sky and it was pitch black inside the room, the only source of light coming from the small lampshade at the far corner of the room.

you didn't like having a lights out whenever you were alone, it made you feel uneasy. you can only have lights off when you were with kento.

your arms are tightly locked around the white teddy bear which is a tad bit larger than you are. your eyelashes rested softly on your cheeks, breathing mellow and stable. your lips are softly parted as snores emit from them, the sound bouncing off of the walls.

you stirred a bit, thinking you heard footsteps. still too deep in dreamland, you brushed it off and went back to sleep, ignoring whatever was around you.

not too long after, you felt your body being enveloped by a fluffy blanket. warmth quickly engulfed your senses and you felt at ease. you shifted and turned to your left, facing the bedroom door.

still in deep slumber, your hands acted on its own accord. you let go of the teddy bear and instinctively reached out, wrapping around a slim waist, feeling the familiar fabric of his blue dress shirt. you hummed in your sleep, pulling the waist closer.

you attempted to fight off your sleepiness, opening one eye and taking a peek at the figure looming over you. the scent of lotus, citrus, and saffron taking over your senses. a smile made its way on your face.

"ken? you're home?" you muttered sleepily, your words were barely above a whisper and came out slurred. your eyelids felt heavy as they closed once again.

you felt a soft pair of lips press against your temple, and it trailed down to your brows, the tip of your nose, down to the apples of your cheeks. the lips lingered up to your jaw, before finally resting on your lips.

feeling safe, at ease and comfort, your hands dropped from your lover's waist and rest on his sides. few seconds passed by and your snores reverberated across the room once again, the sound pulling the corners of nanami's lips up.

his eyes crinkled as he smiled tenderly at your sleeping figure. he pulled up the blanket to your chest and turned off the lampshade before sliding in next to you. his arm naturally made its way around you as your hands found its way to his chest. you snuggled closer and rested your face at the crook of his neck as your legs tangled with his.

nanami's heart softened at your motion, thinking about how your soul and mind knows him so well for your body to act the way it did even as you were asleep.

he ran his fingers through your hair and watched as your body relaxed, your shoulders loosening up as your brows pulled back and the frown on your face disappeared.

he pressed a soft and lasting kiss to your lips before joining you in dreamland.

"yes, darling. i'm home."

© 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐌𝐈𝐑 2023 - all rights reserved. please do not repost, plagiarize, translate, or share my work on other platforms without permission. thank you.

[moldingh3art]

Niskokaloryczne artykuły spożywcze✩ (+ przykładowe posiłki)

Słodycze do 250 kcal

kinder bueno white - (111 kcal w jednym batoniku, 222 w dwóch)

lód nesquik - (71 kcal)

lód arbuz (61 kcal)

bigmilk - (śmietanka 75, truskawka 93)

grzesiek kakaowy - (188 kcal)

snickers - (250 kcal)

ciasteczko lotus - (38 kcal)

oreo - (zwykłe 53, 35 w oreo thin)

większośc puddingów, serków, kaszek proteinowych - (~150 kcal, zależy od smaku)

baton cornflakes - (78 kcal)

czekoladowy wafel milka - (161 kcal)

m&m's - (230 kcal)

lubiś - (121 kcal)

żelki bez cukru z lidla sweet corner - (200-250 kcal)

wafle ryżowe z belgijską czekoladą - (71 przy jednej porcji)

Owoce (100g)

truskawka - (33 kcal)

jabłko - (55 kcal)

kiwi - (60 kcal)

borówki - (57 kcal)

pomarańcze - (47 kcal)

arbuz - (30 kcal)

melon - (34 kcal)

papaja - (39 kcal)

mandarynka - (46 kcal)

nektarynka - (44 kcal)

jeżyny - (43 kcal)

maliny - (52 kcal)

winogrona - (70 kcal)

mango - (66 kcal)

marakuja - (43 kcal)

Owocowe przepisy

Jabłko "ciastko" kaloryczność zależy od użytego ciastka, ale przy lotusach wyjdzie ok. 90

pokrój jabłko na pół i wytnij środek.

dodaj cynamon, słodzik

piecz przez 6-7 minut na 180C

pokrusz niskokaloryczne ciastko (np. lotus) i posyp nim jabłko.

Jabłkowe ala pancakes (22 kcal na jeden krążek, czyli około 132 na wszystkie)

pozbądź się środka z jabłka

pokrój je na około 6 krążków

wymieszaj ze sobą 20g jogurtu, 10g mąki, białko jaja, 10ml mleka migdałowego.

zamocz krążki w masie

usmaż na patelni

Truskawkowy chlebek (33 kcal na kawałek)

zblenduj 130g truskawek

dodaj 25g mąki, białko jaja, słodzik, białko w proszku (lub więcej mąki)

przełóż masę do pojemniczka i piecz przez 25 minut w 180 stopniach

Jednoporcjowy serniczek (130 kcal)

na spód pojemniczka pokrusz ciastko

wymieszaj 60g serka wiejskiego z trzema łyżkami stołowymi jogurtu i słodzikiem

rozpuść żelatynę w 60ml mleka migdałowego (podgrzej w mikrofali)

dodaj rozpuszczoną żelatynę do masy z serka wiejskiego

Wyłóż na pokruszone ciastko

Włóż do lodówki na chociaż dwie godziny

podawaj z owocami lub dżemem.

Warzywa (100g)

ogórek - (15 kcal)

pomidor - (20 kcal)

brokuł - (34 kcal)

marchew - (41 kcal)

szpinak - (23 kcal)

sałata - (14 kcal)

burak - (43 kcal)

kalafior - (25 kcal)

szparagi - (20 kcal)

seler - (16 kcal)

papryka - (30 kcal)

cebula - (40 kcal)

dynia - (26 kcal)

ziemniaki - (66 kcal)

Warzywne przepisy

szpinakowe naleśniki (35 kcal na naleśnika, powstają ok. 3 duże)

Zblenduj białko jaja z 50ml mleka migdałowego i 35g szpinaku dopóki nie powstanie gładka masa

dodaj 20g mąki

usmaż naleśniki

tarta dyniowa (40 kcal bez jogurtu)

włóż 120g dyni do mikrofali dopóki nie zmięknie

zblenduj ją z 80ml mleka migdałowego i słodzikiem

dodaj trochę cynamonu

jeśli chcesz, podawaj z jogurtem.

owsianka marchewkowa (185 kcal)

wymieszaj 35g płatków owsianych z 200ml mleka migdałowego, słodzikiem i cynamonem

wstaw do mikrofali do momentu aż zgęstnieje

zeskrob marchew i wymieszaj ją z owsianką

dodaj trochę jogurtu na górę

placki brokułowe (34 kcal na jeden, wychodzi pięć)

ugotuj, lub wstaw do mikrofali brokuła, aby zmiękł

dodaj do robota kuchennego i rozdrób, lub pokrój w bardzo małe kawałki

do brokula dodaj 1 białko jaja, 15g tartego sera, 10g mąki, czosnek i pieprz i wymieszaj

uformuj placuszki i usmaż

[daydreamwalker13]

Mk1 Random Drawings # 47

Protectors of Earthrealm: The Lotus and The Wind

My au, teen Kung Lao and my headcanon of Raiden's sister, Fujin

I almost forgot them.

They got the old married couple vibes, while the other two got the vibes of newly wed.

[sorrysammey]

collection of GOJO / JJK comments

its gon fit. TRUST.

NANAMI? spreads folds 🫱(())🫲

like a dog in heat 🐶

The way my uterus needs him so bad. He with this song, the one and only owner of my heart. 🩵

why is this video 47 hours long

it felt like i was going through the hunger games the first time it slipped in but i survived 😊!!

all 10 fingers at once

gojo is always coming on my fyp but never on my face

the way my phone teleported to my left hand

it came all over the screen! datte bayo ><

I will use it as shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, skincare, it doesn’t matter.

throbbing his name in morse code

my fingers are gonna fall off soon istg💔

my stomach did the thing 😳

the moment he came on my scream, i did too…

my fingers aren’t enough i need him 😞

BOUT TO GET MY LICENSE REMOVED CUZ I RODE TOO FAST😍

My uterus started jumping up and down

It slides in at a velocity 0.5x then proceeds to thrust at 2x speed over and over again

ROSE TOY AINT GOOD ENOUGH I NEED HIM

Cut, slight curve, def a little pale base #EAD3C5(?), tip is #E6ABA7, trimmed, 7.96in(soft), 4.5 girth(soft), fluid is #FEFEFE, flavor sweet

IN GOJO WE THRUST!!!

gojo grunting audio

he can snap line of my boxers like that mask

"TILL WE-" NAH WE AINT GONNA STOP😻😻

WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO

it's currently roaring his name in morse code

the way my sheets are as white as his hair rn

the way I immediately pulled out my rose toy

my walls are white

till his blood technique turns white

Until i forget how to speak english 🫶

waiter or not i need the tip

NGHHH HES IN MY CERVIX

flaps opened so quick i started flying

the doors are WIDEE open all he has to do is enter 🙏🙏

TILL MY INSIDES KNOW THE SHAPE

the way my rose toy flew in my hands like thor's hammer

He can use me to activate boogie woogie

They'll have to amputate me from him

the father of my kids

the way i need his fillings

they'd have to kill me to get me off him

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂

LUBED AND STRETCHED UP FOR HIM!!!!

i have so many inappropriate things to say..

need him spiritually, biblically, religiously

MISSIONARY, DOGGY, LEGS IN THE AIR, COWGIRL, REVERSE COWGIRL, LOTUS, STANDING, UNIVERSAL😩🧎🏻‍♀️

bouncing on it like a bouncy house 😌

CAME ON INSTINCT

[spriteofmushrooms]

Please nominate characters for the incredibly stupid event I want to run, The Annual & Eternal Allcheng Completionist Run Any% Event. Here's the random roll 2d10 table so far:

01 Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars)

02 Olaf (Frozen)

03 Heathcliff and/or Catherine Earnshaw (Wuthering Heights)

04 Six Balls (SVSSS)

05 Wang Lingjiao

06 Bowser (Mario)

07 Ganon and/or Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)

08 Xenomorph (Alien) and/or any Predator (Predator)

09 GLADoS (Portal)

10 Shrek (Shrek)

11 You (you) and/or Your "Y/N" Name (reader)

12 Xie Lian and/or Hua Cheng (TGCF)

13 One Direction

14 Kairi, Riku, and/or Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

16 Song Lan and/or Xiao Xingchen

17 Gongyi Xiao and/or Zhuzhi-lang (SVSSS)

20 Luo Qingyang

23 Loki (any)

24 Xie'er (Word of Honor)

27 Shigure Shoma (Fruits Basket)

29 Ming Fan and/or Ning Yingying (SVSSS)

30 Jiao Liqiao (Mysterious Lotus Casebook)

34 Alucard (Castlevania)

35 Ianto Jones (Torchwood)

36 Sha Hualing and/or Liu Mingyan (SVSSS)

37 Ouyang Zizhen and/or Su Minshan

38 Qi Rong (TGCF)

40 Wei Changze and/or Cangse Sanren

41 Sephiroth (Final Fantasy)

42 PIDW Luo Binghe and/or SVSSS Luo Binghe (SVSSS)

43 Claude von Riegan (Fire Emblem)

44 Anne Elliot and/or Frederick Wentworth (Persuasion)

45 Haruhi, Kyoya, and/or Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)

46 Feng Xin and/or Mu Qing (TGCF)

47 Magnai (Final Fantasy)

48 Qui-Gon Jinn and/or Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

49 Yennefer, Jaskier, and/or Geralt (The Witcher)

50 Danyin, Dongfang Xunfeng, Jieli, and/or Shangque (Love Between Fairy and Devil)

51 Venom (Marvel)

52 Mobei-jun and/or Shang Qinghua (SVSSS)

53 Tadashi (Big Hero Six)

54 Tadashi (Sk8)

57 Jinzhu/Yinzhu/Jiang Cheng

61 Ling Wen, Pei Ming, and/or Shi Wudu (TGCF)

62 Wen Kexing (Tian Ya Ke/Word of Honor)

65 Elizabeth Bennet and/or Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

66 Yue Qingyuan (SVSSS)

67 Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)

69 Tianlang-jun (SVSSS)

70 Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen)

73 Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

77 Shen Qingqiu: Shen Jiu and/or Shen Yuan (SVSSS)

80 Qin Su/Wen Qing/Jiang Cheng

86 Sidon (Legend of Zelda)

88 Mo Ran and/or Chu Wanning (Erha)

91 Jin Guangyao/Lan Xichen/Jiang Cheng

96 Di Feisheng, Fang Duobing, and/or Li Lianhua (Mysterious Lotus Casebook)

99 Wang Yue (The Journey of Chongzi)

100 Pike Dexter (Big Eden)

Only 47 options to go! Ideally, your ship should have no fanworks on ao3, but having up to 10-25 is alright.

Please include a number to assign on the table since I know very few of these characters. You don't have to stick with bad = low.

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(AI Generated Images)

The Dowager Queen, King, Queen, and Consorts of the Xiatian Kingdom

The Dowager Queen Nan Niexing (南聂星)

(南, nán, "south") (聂星, niè xīng, "to whisper star") || (赤, chì, "red")

The current Dowager Queen Nan Niexing is the mother of the current King of the Xiatian Kingdom. She used to be the former King's favorite consort, Pure Consort (淑妃, shū fēi) Chi Niexing (赤聂星). She is obvious about who her favorite is among her son's wives and who her favorite grandchildren are, publicly showering them with gifts and praise, much to the dismay of the other wives. She is 65 years old at the start of the story.

Name Pronunciation: nahn knee-eh shing || cheuh

Height: 5'7 (170 cm) || 5'9 (175 cm) in her prime

Appearance: Fair skin, Dark Brown eyes, Straight Grey hair (used to be black)

Palace: The Main Palace (皇宫, huángōng)

King Nan Shaimian (南晒面)

(南, nán, "south") (晒面, shài miàn, "to shine (the sun) on the face")

King Nan Shaimian is the current King of the Xiatian Kingdom. He is the eldest son of the previous King and his then-Consort Chi Niexing. He is the father of all 22 royal children of the Nan family. He is a fairly absent father, but still cares and wants the best for all of them. He, unlike his mother Dowager Queen Nan Niexing, is less obvious regarding his favoritism towards his wives and children. He is 47 years old at the start of the story.

Name Pronunciation: nahn shy me-an

Height: 6'0 (183 cm)

Appearance: Fair skin, Dark Brown eyes, Straight Salt and Pepper hair

Palace: The Main Palace (皇宫, huángōng)

Queen He Taiyin (荷太殷)

(荷, hé, "lotus") (太殷, tài yǐn, "great roll of thunder")

Queen He Taiyin is the main wife to King Nan Shaimian of the Xiatian Kingdom. She is from a prominent family of the Vermillion Court, her family being long standing allies with the Nan family. She is calm and collected with a sharp strategical mind, but a soft and kind demeanor. Under her supervision, city infrastructure and policies to help the poor have flourished. She has mothered 4 of the 22 royal children of the Nan family. She is 45 years old at the start of the story. Oh, have I mentioned she's 9 months pregnant with their 4th child, as well?

Name Pronunciation: heuh t-eye yin

Height: 5'5 (165 cm)

Appearance: Fair skin, Brown eyes, Wavy Dark Brown hair

Palace: The Main Palace (皇宫, huángōng), The Sky Hall (天殿, tiāndiàn)

Noble Consort Dou Rizhe (豆日晢)

(豆, dòu, "bean/legume") (日晢, rì zhé, "day of brightness")

Noble Consort (貴妃, guì fēi) Dou Rizhe, also called the First Consort, is one of the five wives of King Nan Shaimian of the Xiatian Kingdom. She tends to keep to herself, being quieter and more anxious than the other consorts. She is also the youngest of the five wives. She comes from a well-established noble house of the Xiatian Kingdom. She is the mother of only 3 of the 22 royal children of the Nan family. After the birth of the Eighth/Ninth Princess, she contracted a mysterious illness. Ever since recovering, she has been having trouble conceiving and carrying a child, which has resulted in her only having 3 children. This has caused her to retreat further into herself, now rarely seen out unless for public events. She is 42 years old at the start of the story.

Name Pronunciation: dough r-euh j-uh

Height: 5'3 (160 cm)

Appearance: Pale skin, Black eyes, Wavy Brown hair

Palace: The Peony Palace (芍宫, sháogōng)

Pure Consort Huo Qinwen (火昑文)

(火, huǒ, "fire") (昑文, qǐn wén, "bright gentleness")

Pure Consort (淑妃, shū fēi) Huo Qinwen, also called the Second Consort, is one of the five wives of King Nan Shaimian of the Xiatian Kingdom and is the mother of MC. Unlike the other consorts, she did not come from a noble family and was, instead, an orphan. Her foster mother worked in the palace and, when she was old enough, she worked as a palace maid under the then-Pure Consort Chi Niexing. Chi Niexing took a liking to her and when she was promoted to Dowager Queen upon the crowning of her son as King, bestowed a title onto Huo Qinwen. The King was then able to marry her properly and place her as one of his consorts. True to her name, Qinwen is a kind and gentle woman, easily charming the people around her. She dotes a bit too much on her children and caused a major fuss in the palace when the Second Prince was born, as she refused to hand him to a wet nurse. She is Dowager Queen Nan Niexing's favorite consort and her children are her favorite grandchildren. She is also the close friend of Virtuous Consort Re. She is the mother of 4 of the 22 royal children of the Nan family. She is 44 years old at the start of the story.

Name Pronunciation: h-wha chin when

Height: 5'6 (168 cm)

Appearance: Fair-Light Brown Skin, Player Determined Eye Color, Player Determined Hair Color, Straight Hair

Palace: The Lotus Palace (莲宫, liángōng)

Virtuous Consort Re Hanshang (热瀚汤)

(热, rè, "hot (temperature)") (瀚汤, hàn shāng, "ocean rushing current")

Virtuous Consort (德妃, dé fēi) Re Hanshang, also called the Third Consort, is one of the five wives of King Nan Shaimian of the Xiatian Kingdom. She is one of the calmer consorts, with a relaxed and laid back attitude, as well as being the oldest of the five wives. She comes from a well-established noble house of the Xiatian Kingdom. She is the mother of 5 of the 22 royal children of the Nan family. Two of those children are a pair of twins, which secured her position quite well. She is close friends to Pure Consort Huo Qinwen, raising their children together as well as meeting up to gossip and talk over tea. She is 46 years old at the start of the story.

Name Pronunciation: reuh haan shaang

Height: 5'9 (175 cm)

Appearance: Pale skin, Black eyes, Straight Light Brown hair

Palace: The Chrysanthemum Palace (菊宫, júgōng)

Worthy Consort Xing Fangguo (杏昉崞)

(杏, xìng, "apricot") (昉崞, fǎng guō, "dawn over Guo")

Worthy Consort (賢妃, xián fēi) Xing Fangguo, also called the Fourth Consort, is one of the five wives of King Nan Shaimian of the Xiatian Kingdom and the main reason why MC is at risk for being removed from court. She is from a newer noble family with foreign heritage. Her blonde hair gave her an "exotic" flair during the selection, which let her be chosen as consort. She is the mother of 6 of the 22 royal children of the Nan family as well as the King's self-proclaimed "favorite" wife. She is ambitious and cunning, doing quite a bit to secure her position and gain power and status. She isn't quite liked among the other wives due to her condescending nature and back-stabbing nature. She is 43 years old at the start of the story.

Name Pronunciation: shing faang g-wa

Height: 5'7 (170 cm)

Appearance: Tanned skin, Dark Brown eyes, Wavy Blonde hair

Palace: The Orchid Palace (兰宫, lángōng)

[c-consiousness]

As I, most likely, won't be able to do this until the completion of the second arc of my story, I have chosen to provide a brief summary of the timelines within 'Through Flesh and Metal'. Enjoy.

Original timeline:

100 AG: Prince Zuko assumes the throne as Fire Lord.

102 AG: Fire Lord Zuko weds Lady Mai.

103 AG: Princess Izumi is born, and Lady Ursa's remains are discovered interred in the royal palace garden.

104 AG, Day 19: The Fire Nation Civil War erupts.

104 AG Day 22: Fire Lord Zuko visits his father in prison and, after a conversation, decides to end Ozai's life.

104 AG, Day 47: Fire Lord Zuko and Fire Lady Mai flee the Fire Nation, while Princess Izumi is captured.

104 AG, Day 51: Fire Lord Zuko voyages to the Earth Kingdom seeking aid to free his homeland.

104 AG, Day 73: Fire Lady Mai departs the Earth Kingdom to locate and rescue Princess Izumi.

104 AG, Days 75 to 90: Fire Lord Zuko is captured by the rebel forces.

104 AG, Day 116: On his twentieth birthday, Fire Lord Zuko meets his demise through execution.

Time unspecified: Fire Lord Zuko encounters the mighty spirit of Agni within the spirit realm and forges a pact with him.

Unspecified Time: Through considerable effort, Zuko's former self manages to alter the timeline significantly, leading to his future self being rescued by Azula.

Following the timeline alteration, Fire Lord Zuko becomes ensnared in a recurring loop, compelled to replay his final days repeatedly until the actions of his prior selves result in enough changes for him to evade execution.

Changing Timeline:

104 AG Day 94: Princess Azula is captured by insurgents, but negotiates a deal with them. She agrees to deliver Crown Princess Izumi to them in exchange for meeting with Kyzel and seeing her brother.

104 AG Day 103: Princess Azula reaches Ba Sing Se and locates her uncle, but the insurgents launch an attack on the city using her name. Despite this, she successfully locates Crown Princess Izumi and escapes the city.

104 AG Day 114: Princess Azula, accompanied by Crown Princess Izumi, arrives in the devastated capital and is later transported to a village located a few hours away from the capital, where she reunites with Adviser Kyzel and is reunited with her brother.

New Timeline:

95 AG, Day 149: Prince Zuko experiences a nocturnal vision while wandering through the palace, only to be discovered by Princess Azula.

95 AG, Day 212: After nearly three months of recurrent visions, Prince Zuko's experiences persist.

95 AG, Day 217: Prince Lu Ten meets his demise during the siege of Ba Sing Se.

95 AG, Day 231: Fire Lord Azulon passes away peacefully in slumber.

95 AG, Day 232: A ceremonial week in remembrance of Fire Lord Azulon commences.

95 AG, Day 239: The ceremonial proceedings draw to a close, culminating in Ozai's ascendancy to the throne

96 AG Day 178: Crown Prince Zuko enlists in the military and embarks on a mission led by Zoron to a secluded island, tasked with identifying and eliminating traitors.

96 AG Day 192: Following a two-week voyage, Crown Prince Zuko and his squadron reach the island and engage in a fierce confrontation with the traitors. Amidst the operation, Prince Zuko uncovers crucial information regarding the heinous genocide of the Air Nomads, which he preserves upon the mission's completion.

96 AG Day 207: Upon his return from the mission, Crown Prince Zuko reunites with Princess Azula and shares a night with her. The next morning, he is summoned by the Fire Lord, who elevates him to the position of commander on his vessel and assigns him to forthcoming missions.

97 AG Day 58: Two days prior to the banquet honoring Adviser Kyzel, Prince Zuko, disguised as the enigmatic Blue Spirit, clandestinely meets Lady Zin, a revered member of the White Lotus, and acquires ten vials of poison from her.

97 AG Day 60: At the banquet, Fire Lord Ozai appoints Adviser Kyzel as Chief Adviser and proclaims his betrothal to Princess Azula. Subsequently, nine esteemed advisers, alongside the Crown Prince, are subjected to poisoning. The event is thereafter infamously known as the Banquet of Lies.

97 AG Day 63: The sweeping purge of all individuals implicated in the Banquet of Lies, encompassing their entire families, commences, sparking unrest and discontent throughout the nation.

97 AG Day 66: Crown Prince Zuko eventually awakens following the poisoning, emerging as the solitary survivor of the fateful incident.

97 AG Day 81: Adviser Kyzel delivers a national address concerning the repercussions stemming from the Banquet of Lies.

98 AG Day 12: Fire Lord Ozai dispatches Crown Prince Zuko and General Iroh, accompanied by a fleet, to the Fire Nation colonies with the objective of quelling the burgeoning rebellion.

98 AG Day 13: Disguised as the mysterious Blue Spirit, Prince Zuko convenes with his operatives and issues directives for the day following his departure.

98 AG Day 16: General Iroh, alongside Master Piandao and Commander Zoron, approach Admiral Zhao with a proposition to join them on their expedition to the colonies.

98 AG Day 18: The fleet of Particular Justice sets sail from the capital towards the colonies.

98 AG Day 19: In accordance with Prince Zuko's instructions, twenty-three noblemen, four advisers, and two Fire sages meet their demise; one of the assailants is apprehended and interrogated by Fire Lord Ozai and Princess Azula.

98 AG Day 22: Upon uncovering a potential link to the White Lotus, Fire Lord Ozai deploys both Adviser Kyzel and Princess Azula on a mission, exploiting Azula as a means to extract the desired information.

98 AG Day 31: While en route to the colonies, the fleet of Particular Justice becomes embroiled in a skirmish with pirates, during which Prince Zuko inadvertently discloses his proficiency in manipulating black fire.